Intercom message on 737 flight high over the Andes:

Pilot to passengers, the engines are shut down coz we got the 'BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH' again. Strong alcoholic drinks and tranquilizers will be served as soon as the re-boot is completed.

Hopefully we will land at LA airport in about 1 day to 15 days depending on if computers are up and running at the waypoints.

Could that passenger who has Linux on his notebook computer come up to the pilots cabin and lend it to us for a while?